You can find him on Twitter, you can find him on YouTube but more importantly, you have to accept him in your heart. Surely, it is the Trader bro we speak of. A young soul, generally in his early 20’s, the Trader Bro has made it in life. Perhaps for only $15 a month, he can teach you how to manifest a Lambo into your life.
Although the Trader Bro struggled with math in elementary school, middle school and high school oh and even college, he inherently masters the technical analysis principles. His intuitions guide him through the price candles as if he was Kijun-Sen in flesh.
The Inner Wolf
The trader bro started his crypto pilgrimage in 2020 during the lockdowns. He took a deep dive for about 2 hours and realized that his inner wolf called on him to make the move. And so, he invested a total sum of $1000 in Bitconnect AI Trader Bot, because why not make passive income bruh?
The second big move was to invest in as many ICOs as he could. Because it was a sure way to slide into the Lamborghini lifestyle.
We don’t know the exact outcome of his primary investments, but judging by the shared Snapchat stories and Instagram pictures, one could safely assume that his sheer will and outside the box decision making process led him to the great wealth he currently owns.
The Student Becomes the Master
For a while, the Bro spent some time to accumulate as much crypto as he could. His vision expanded in ways that the common folk cannot comprehend. He became a Bitcoin maximalist and added laser eyes to his profile pictures. And with the introduction of NFT`s he knew that the libertarian revolution had begun.
Now that he had everything in life, it was only fair to share the knowledge with other people. Naturally, he started a YouTube channel tutoring others on how to trade, invest and what to hodl. He shares signals with titles like: “These 5 Altcoins are about to explode this week” or “This Altcoin Will Flip Ethereum”.
He knows the market inside and out; he can turn $1000 dollars into $1M in one trading session. 9 out of 10 of his signals turn out correct and you can see that in the screenshots of his chats with customers. For only $15 a month, he can rock your world with 100% money back guaranteed. The Bro does not need that $15, all the proceeds go to the Clinton Foundation Charity.
The Trader Bro Community
You can find him on all social media platforms. You can find him on twitter posting a long list of price targets because more hashtags mean more impressions. A vast majority of his posts are like:
By the end of 2021.
#Bitcoin: $500K
#Ethereum: $20K
#ADA: $20
#Doge: to the moon
#SHIBA: $10
#XRP: $25
On Instagram however, it’s a different story. The Bro has selfies with Carlos from Bitconnect, John McAfee, POMP and the Bogdanoff twins. He goes to all the Bitcoin seminars and conventions and tries to spread the good word.
Despite the fact that all his videos, posts and stories include advertisements, he insures you that he doesn’t need the money from them.
Disclaimer
The following story is not directly calling out on any specific individual. Even though it might sound like someone you know, and brother let me tell you I know a whole bunch of them, it is only a light-hearted (hopefully) comedic story. ICO’s are not all scams and the same thing goes for trading bots. Be careful with crypto related signals as there are numerous elements involved in the market and there is no guarantee for absolute success.
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